marykate

BECKY HAS TO GO POO

k1ssmyt14r4: fuck
k1ssmyt14r4: everytime i talk to you i like have to shit in my fucking pants
k1ssmyt14r4: i swear you're the shit monster or something
jonilicious: like, poopoo?
k1ssmyt14r4: NO JONI, SHIT LIKE EAT SHIT!
k1ssmyt14r4: you're wore than my friend emily
k1ssmyt14r4: is that boy named jose white
k1ssmyt14r4: dur dur.
jonilicious: omg
jonilicious: you shit your pants
k1ssmyt14r4: no i don't
k1ssmyt14r4: you're a dumbass
k1ssmyt14r4: I SAID
k1ssmyt14r4: I WAS
jonilicious: hahaha
k1ssmyt14r4: FIXING TO GO CRAP
k1ssmyt14r4: EVERYTIME I TALK TO YOU
k1ssmyt14r4: ITS LIKE I HAVE TO SHIT OR SOMETHING
k1ssmyt14r4: YOU BIG SHITMONSTER
k1ssmyt14r4: ;p
  • Current Music
    weezer - the good life
slut

*strokes*

tendonstrength: No way. Apache Chief had the power to grow to a giant size.
jonilicious: like my cock
jonilicious: *cock slaps*
tendonstrength: WEll\\\
tendonstrength: Well, maybe not that giant.
  • Current Music
    BRITNEY SPEARS ;x
marykate

will they ever learn

A note to all cam whores;

The fact you're on anti-depressants... Doesn't mean you're wise.

YOU ALL THINK THIS, WAKE UP.
  • Current Music
    local h- bound to the floor
eyesbald

I know

Buried deep as you can dig inside yourself,
and covered with a perfect shell,
such a charming beautiful exterior.
Laced with brilliant smiles and shining eyes
perfect posture, but you're barely scrapping by...

This is one time
that you can't fake it hot enough to please everyone or anyone at all.
And the grave that you refuse to leave
the refuge that you've built to flee
the places you have come to fear the most.
is the place that you have come to fear the most

Buried deep as you can dig inside yourself,
and hidden in the public eye.
Such a stellar monument to loneliness.
Laced with brilliant smiles and shining eyes
and perfect makeup but you're barely scraping by.
  • Current Music
    this song
slut

what a joke!

Choose the Hottest Male
1. Brad Pitt
2. Ryan Phillippe
3. Josh Hartnett
4. Freddy Prinze Jr.
5. Ben Affleck
6. Matt Damon
7. Tom Cruise
8. Mark Wahlberg
9. Justin Timberlake
10. Jude Law

this is not my list, its facethejury's.
mark wahlberg is a skank, and justin timberlake looks like a bird.

WHO IS JUDGING THIS?

http://www.facethejury.com/images/matchups/5/103.jpg
(YEESSS)
  • Current Music
    Little Grizzly - Fission Song
slut

OMG!#*(&

JeremyDaniel21: hey
JeremyDaniel21: Joni?
jonilicious: OMG
jonilicious: WHAT ARE YOU UP TO!?@?
JeremyDaniel21: lol its you
jonilicious: its you!
jonilicious: how did you find my name?
jonilicious: I haven't talked to you in foooooooorever
JeremyDaniel21: not much how you been?
JeremyDaniel21: i know i lost you on icq
JeremyDaniel21: i found it on facethejury.com
jonilicious: wow
jonilicious: how fucking weird is that
JeremyDaniel21: yea i was like no way...i remembered that name you always used

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OMG, REMEMBER BUBBA ABSHIRE AND DANIEL! Yes, the ones from the lake...


HE FOUND ME, after years, thats so fucking odd.
  • Current Music
    pink
eyesbald

:/

If I told you that I
was thinking of moving east,
would you save a place for me?
I'll come home
because it's worse then I expected.

A place in my heart
for my home to the west
where we'll watch the same sunsets,
and when I doubt...
I'll look east and lock my heart
in a brass box to newfound mass.
I'm breaking off but this is my home.

I'd do anything for you,
give you the world if I could.
Is that what you want me to do?
These bridges and boundaries are bringing me closer to you.
  • Current Music
    get up kids
slut

oinkoinkoink

cdub112: maybe go have some taco bell
jonilicious: eat some tacos for me
cdub112: that means 8 instead of 6
cdub112: sweet
jonilicious: haha
jonilicious: yes
jonilicious: EIGHT TACOS
jonilicious: then you can get fat like me
jonilicious: ahha
cdub112: hahahaha
cdub112: we can go to weight watchers

My teacher lost 25 pounds like that!
  • Current Music
    70's
eyesbald

...

him: fine, then I'll just call you...
me: why bother?
him: because I like you when you're not trying to make everyone feel like shit...
  • Current Mood
    cold cold